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My first character died stupidly at a Catholic school camp, courtesy of the Red Box and a poor decision around a rope bridge. That was the start. I’ve lived through the Satanic Panic, the collapse of TSR, the rise of Magic: The Gathering, and the edition wars that left scars on many a character sheet. I’ve played FATE, SWADE, Vampire: The Masquerade, and more… but D&D keeps calling me back. 5e isn't flawless, but it’s flexible, familiar, and fun to build with, especially when you know how to bend it.

For decades, I didn’t know I was neurodivergent. Turns out I’m AuDHD. Somehow, TTRPGs helped me navigate a world that didn’t make sense. They gave me structure, creativity, and connection when I didn’t know I needed it. Now, with a diagnosis and a lifetime of storytelling behind me, I’m leaning in.

I’m here to run games for you. I don’t care where you sit on the neurodivergent spectrum, how you identify, or who you love! If you want to play, I want to run you a game. I’m a forever DM, and if that’s my fate, I’m embracing it. I run immersive, cinematic games with modular design and mythic flair for anyone who wants to play. Whether you’re a burned-out DM looking to switch seats, a curious first-timer, or a veteran chasing a new vibe, I’ve got you. I’ll run anything once… and if it sings, I’ll run it again. Just talk to me about what you want to play.

Plot twists powered by distraction are my specialty, and every side-quest has a tale worth telling. I love making people laugh, cry, get angry, get sad… and most of all, enjoy the stories they help create.

Let’s roll for tangents and see what chaos we uncover together.


This site (and some of the chaotic storytelling it supports) is powered by AuDHD-fueled imagination and a robot that doesn’t need sleep. AI assistance is part of the creative party, helping shape both the digital experience and the adventures at the table. When your brain runs a thousand side quests simultaneously, it helps to have a tireless co-GM who never forgets the lore.
If you want to know more about the tool that I use for my campaign management, check out the Archivist AI overview or the deep dive for Archivist AI on You Tube.
